Jokes from: Iv'z Cortes
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mag uyab nag istorya sa daplin sa dagat:
girl : babes, unsa imong zodiac sign?
boy : (nag huna huna kay bulukon man)ah..ikaw usa babes..
girl : zodiac sign nako ky CANCER
boy : ako? GOITER
girl : ha? wla may zodiac nga goiter!!
Boy : hehehehe..joke rA..ULCER bitaw ang tinood...
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a bf propose to his gf...
boy: will you married me?
girl : ha? wrong grammar ka masyado...
but YES!! i will husband you..
nyahaha..labaw pud..
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amo : inday nong ulam natin?
inday: due to the sudden increase of the prices of our prime commodities.., I decided to buy only those that are important and which are likely needed by each member of this household..the alloted budget for the meal can no longer afford to serve you more palatable dishes than before..but, don't worry i prepared
"fish fillet a la el neÑo."
amo : ah ok..ano yon?
inday : BULAD OI!!
amo : ai geatay!
haha..nosebleed ang amo sa english ni inday..:)
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mag asawa nag away:
babae : may pa nagpakasal nalang ko sa demonyo kesa imu!
lalaki : hoy pagchure!!!bawal tawon magpakasal ang magparente...
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teacher : class pagdraw mo ug bus..
students : yes maam!
teacher : ok class pass you drawing.. O, juan nganung kalsada man lgi ni??asa ang bus?juan : hulat hulata lng maam muagi ra lagi na..
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