Short Jokes! Esturyahi!!!

...bugtong...


Ayan na ayan na dipa makita..

Sagot : ...Tanga!


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Minsan...
naisip ko na tumigil na sa pag-inom ng alak.
Pero minsan ko lang naisip yun.
...Di ko na inulit!
Tagay Pa!


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Doc : Nurse, nasaan na un sunod kong pasyente?

Nurse : Doc pinauwi ko na po, masama daw pakiramdam nya eh.

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MMDA(With pen and ticket)to a traffic violator

MMDA:Name..?

FOREIGNER DRIVER:Wilhelm von Congrinski Papakovitz..
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MMDA:Ahhh..next time be careful while driving huh..

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JOHN:Pare may kumakalat na tsismis na may bading raw dito sa dorm natin..

BEN:Huh.! Cno..??

JOHN:Sasabihin q sau pero kiss muna..

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MOTHER SUPERIOR:Hala,lumayas ka d2 sa kumbento..

MADRE:Bakit po,dahil po ba sa paggamit q ng vibrator..??

MOTHER SUPERIOR:Hindi..Ayoko lng na may naki2alam ng mga gamit q..!!